Posted By: ddker on
Things I Learned From Watching Job Fair
1. Your hands may get badly blistered after hitting 1200 practice shots for golf.
2. Blank sheet of paper = endless possibilites
3. Creed gets his work done months ahead of time.
4. If unable to pick up a bottle of beer, drink it through a straw.
5. People love their junk mail.
6. Darryl looks like Barack Obama.
7. Pam went to Valley View High School.
8. A company may get interns to euthenize the work place.
9. To save a 20 mile round trip, take extra paper to a job fair.
10. The American work day ends at 5pm.
11. Don't let Andy drive a golf cart.
12. PMS is a great excuse to get out of volleyball or basketball.
13. Angela's extention is 128.
14. If you hate your golf lessons, just hang out with the sailing club and get your naut on.
15. Kids are wary of being lured because of Dateline.
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