Posted By: cajunyankee on

Monday, June 23rd, 2008, 10:29 pm

How long does it take to JumpThe Shark???

 2 weeks or less if you are NBC.

 I am a big fan of all Genre's of music, however, I can't figure out what this is.

 I have had the opportunity of being in the audience of the Real (USA Networks) Nashville Star, and this my friends is not it.  Who were those PussyCat dolls wannbes and how is that even remotely indicative of Nashville.

 NBC, you've ruined a great franchise.  What next, is The Office going to become politically correct.

 I'm outta here.

Tags: the, shark, jump

Posted By: ddker on

Saturday, May 17th, 2008, 9:26 pm

Things I Learned From Watching Goodbye, Toby

1. Not all monsters are bad, like E.T.

2. Creed doesn't know what he does.

3. You can love someone at first see with ears.

4. Toby has been cruisin' for a bruisin' for 12 years.

5. WWII was 50 years ago.

6. Michael is on propecia and acutane.

7. If unable to find a place that sells anti-gravity, an anti-depressant place will work.

8. Pam is so clearly awesome.

9. You can get a runner's high from party planning.

10. Ryan's real crime was the beard and not the fraud.

11. You should carry a ring in your wallet for several years because you never know when you'll meet that special person.

12. Michael is a song parody writer.

13. HR is a breeding ground for monsters.

14. Kelly wants to visit Ryan in prison.

15. Hazing is a way of showing that you don't like a new person.

16. Holly is sweet and simple like a lady baker.

17. A good going away present for someone is a rock and a watch.

18. The office is a great place to court someone.

19. If your girlfriend gets pregnant and it's not yours, it doesn't always mean that she cheated.

Tags: things, goodbye, learned, toby, the

Posted By: ddker on

Friday, May 9th, 2008, 12:03 pm

Things I Learned From Watching Job Fair

1. Your hands may get badly blistered after hitting 1200 practice shots for golf.

2. Blank sheet of paper = endless possibilites

3. Creed gets his work done months ahead of time.

4. If unable to pick up a bottle of beer, drink it through a straw.

5. People love their junk mail.

6. Darryl looks like Barack Obama.

7. Pam went to Valley View High School.

8. A company may get interns to euthenize the work place.

9. To save a 20 mile round trip, take extra paper to a job fair.

10. The American work day ends at 5pm.

11. Don't let Andy drive a golf cart.

12. PMS is a great excuse to get out of volleyball or basketball.

13. Angela's extention is 128.

14. If you hate your golf lessons, just hang out with the sailing club and get your naut on.

15. Kids are wary of being lured because of Dateline.

Tags: the, job, things, fair, learned

Posted By: ddker on

Friday, May 2nd, 2008, 7:20 pm

Things I Learned From Watching Did I Stutter?

1. Darryl was in 5 gangs.

2. Stanley doesn't respect Michael.

3. Toby is so white.

4. Pam's middle name is Morgan.

5. X-Terra's are chick magnets.

6. Many jazz cats are blind.

7. Gangs use 'fluffy fingers' aka tickling, to get along.

8. Ryan thrives on constructive criticism.

9. Yellow stands for cowardness.

10. Pam is Michael's translater for 'Kelly talk'.

11. Stanley is a beautiful, sassy, powerful guy.

12. Creed wants to see Pam topless.

13. MGS= Michael Gary Scott or Mark Greg Sputnik

Tags: the, office, learned, things, stutter

Posted By: thetrueapprenti on

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008, 11:17 pm

I believe it's rad that Trace and Piers are going head to head. I thought really that Carol and Trace were going to go head to head but the Donald proved me wrong. I really like Trace and I hope he wins because he rocks. He's so down to earth and Piers I feel doesn't deserve the title as Celebrity Apprentice because he ian arrogant jerk. Well, that's Piers Morgan for you. Good Luck Trace.

 Favorite Parts of Part 1 of Finale last Thursday

- when one of the backstreet boys asked for wheat grass.

- when Lennox got on Trace's team

- when Trace has trouble with the Managers

Tags: the, finale, celebrity, apprentice, trace